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      <title><![CDATA[Apprentice ]]></title>
      <link>http://www.joedelta.com/blog/B1331004611/C762129689/E20060223123134/index.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I ran Apprentice for the first time in ages, doing a quick self portrait of myself:  Cool program!  If anybody wants to port it to OS X, let me know.  Or if you want a free OS 9 copy. ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:31:34 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Tile Floor ]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[We rrecently chopped my office in half and converted half of it into a new library hall.  We tiled the floor, in an amateur/rustic way.Normally, when one tiles a floor, one starts from the dead center of the floor and works outward, so all the errors end up around the edges of the room, where nobody notices them.We went the other way, starting from the edges and working in -- and when we got to the center, we just fixed the oddball center spaces that don't fit right with an elaborate pattern.  Here's what the centerpiece looks like: ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 11:37:55 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[I am Miss Piggy ]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[***You Are Miss Piggy***A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!The Muppet Personality Test  ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2006 15:25:08 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Cartoons and Kids ]]></title>
      <link>http://www.joedelta.com/blog/B1331004611/C1036734900/E20060219101457/index.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<div><font face="Helvetica">A lot of parents strictly limit how many cartoons their kids can watch.  For the most part, I don't mind cartoons -- but the girls aren't allowed to watch commercials.  If I catch them watching a commercial, the TV goes off and they have to go outside.  Thank Heaven for Tivo!</font></div> ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2006 10:14:57 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Changed Blog Icons ]]></title>
      <link>http://www.joedelta.com/blog/B1331004611/C1036734900/E20060215105911/index.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<div><font face="Helvetica">I replaced my Politics and Technology graphics.  I thought the Devil Bush was funny back during the election, but it's rarely appropriate any more.  Instead, I went with an Earth flag, suggesting my techno-planet political philosophy.  And I replaced the old Mac G5 (Technology?  Please.) with a Spaceward Ho! scientist with an exploding head. </font></div> ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2006 10:59:11 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Caricature? ]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[This looks nothing like me:http://digibody.com/avatar-maker/index.php ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2006 22:45:50 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Paper Wealth ]]></title>
      <link>http://www.joedelta.com/blog/B1331004611/C1186645580/E20060217133413/index.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<div><font face="Helvetica">True wealth isn't the value of what you own -- it's the ability of what you own to produce.</font></div> <div><font face="Helvetica">Let's say you and I start a company, each putting in $10,000, and getting 1000 shares worth $10 each.  Let's say the company buys and sells stuff, but makes no profit.</font></div> <div><font face="Helvetica">Now suppose that I buy 100 of your shares for $11.  You now have $1,100 cash and 900 shares worth a total of $990, for $11,000.  I have negative $1,100, and 1100 shares worth $12,100, also making $11,000.  We made $1,000 each!</font></div> <div><font face="Helvetica">But you're sad about me having more shares than me, so you buy them back at $12.  Now I have $10 cash, and each of us has $12,000 worth of stock.  Whee!</font></div> <div><font face="Helvetica">You can't help but notice that I have more money than you, because I bought early.  So you want to buy another 100 shares.  I let them go at $20, so we're each now worth almost $20,000.  Hooray!  Our friends and neighbors, seeing our money piling in, might even start competing for our shares, making everyone rich.</font></div> <div><font face="Helvetica">Welcome to the stock market.</font></div> <div><font face="Helvetica">The purpose of the stock market is to provide a system for companies to raise capital for expansion without borrowing it, and to provide a convenient method for owners to share ownership and keep track of the money.  But nowadays the market is almost entirely speculation.  People buy stocks based not on the money the stock will produce for them (dividends have nearly disappeared), but for the future appreciation of the stock -- which is not necessarily based on anything tangible.  Plenty of people have gotten rich on companies that do nothing but lose money.  Doesn't seem like a great system.</font></div> ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2006 13:34:13 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Amazon Still Spamming Me ]]></title>
      <link>http://www.joedelta.com/blog/B1331004611/C762129689/E20060216211520/index.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<div><font face="Helvetica">The last time I received annoying diet spam from Amazon, I went to their preferences page to find that mysteriously all of my "please spam me" prefs had gone from off to on.  I carefully turned them all off, and also hit the "Receive no email" checkbox for good measure.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">Today:</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">"</font><font face="Verdana-Bold" color="Green"><b>Dear Amazon.com Customer,</b></font><br /></div> <div><font face="Helvetica">As someone who has purchased books by Mark Victor Hansen..."  (And no, I haven't.)</font></div> <div><font face="Helvetica">Aaargh!  What do I have to do to make them stop?  My preferences still say, "Receive no email" this time.  What is wrong with them?</font></div> ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2006 21:15:20 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Destroying the Planet ]]></title>
      <link>http://www.joedelta.com/blog/B1331004611/C322755863/E20060216180222/index.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<div><font face="Helvetica">-----ERIC L.-----</font></div> <div><font face="Helvetica" color="Green">I always have a problem when people say that humanity can destroy the earth.  That's totally false.  The earth doesn't care what we do to it. The absolute worst we can do to the earth is destroy ourselves and most other species, but in a few million years (or 10 million or 100 million years) things will settle down and descendants of the surviving species will occupy the empty niches.</font></div> <div></div> <div><font face="Helvetica" color="Green">There have been extinction events in the past where 95% of all species have been wiped out.</font></div> <div></div> <div><font face="Helvetica" color="Green">The only way to render the planet totally lifeless would be to somehow strip away the entire atmosphere, and I know of no way humans can do that, well at least this year.</font></div> <div><br /><font face="Helvetica">-----JOE-----</font><br /><font face="Helvetica">It's may be possible for us to create a nasty ecological positive feedback loop that Venusizes the planet, and the potential for nanotech to grey goo us all is terrifyingly plausible, but I agree that we're unlikely to kill the earth dead in the short term.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">However, if the planet hasn't bred in the next 5 billion years, it's history when the sun goes red giant on us.  And by using up so much of the cheap and easy resources, we're making the job harder -- maybe impossible -- for the next potential spacefaring species to evolve if we muck it up and extinguish ourselves.  We're the best chance for the planet to reproduce, and we definitely have the ability to stop ourselves from doing that.  Making humanity extinct would be hard, but fragging civilization so badly that it never recovers to the current state is all too easy.</font></div> ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2006 18:02:22 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Clan Lord Co.? ]]></title>
      <link>http://www.joedelta.com/blog/B1331004611/C1696870512/E20060215104614/index.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<div><font face="Helvetica">I had a dream last night that we had stopped charging for Clan Lord.  Instead, all the money that folks put in gave them shares in the Clan Lord Corporation. And all the characters worked together not just to kill monsters, but somehow to also make a profit.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">The dream was a little fuzzy on that part.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">What would CL contribute to the world that would persuade non-CL people to give CL money?</font></div> ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:46:14 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Meaning of Life ]]></title>
      <link>http://www.joedelta.com/blog/B1331004611/C322755863/E20060215093854/index.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<div style="position:relative; left: -5"><table rules="none" border="0" frame="void"> <colgroup>       <col width="294.666593" />       <col width="287.999928" /> </colgroup> <tr valign="top"> <td width="294.666593" colspan="2" rowspan="1" valign="middle"> <div><font face="Helvetica">Reproduction.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">That's both the definition of life and the goal.  Do it and you grow.  Fail and you die.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">So is the goal of every person to have as many children as possible?  That depends on how big your big picture is.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">Let's do some hypothetical tradeoffs.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">Ask somebody if he wants to stay alive.  Sure, he'll say.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">Is it the most important thing in his life?  He might well say yes.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">If he had to choose between between his own life and the life of his wife and children, he'd probably sacrifice himself.  So they're the most important thing.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">If he had to choose between the lives of his family and a thousand people in his town, he'd probably choose his town.  So they're more important.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">If he had to choose between his town and his country, his town's probably history.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">What if he had to choose between all humans or every other species?  Tough call.  Personally, I think I'd have to say that the Earth is more important than humanity.  But it's definitely a tough call.  We're programmed for self-preservation pretty hard.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">I think of the planet as one giant organism, of which humans, and each of us as individuals, is one tiny part.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">Is it really alive?  If we want it to be alive, we have to help it do the one thing life does:  reproduce.  Humans have the ability to be the brains of earth.  We can decide how to help it.  We have the ability to help it reproduce itself, to spread our seeds of biology throughout the galaxy, and propagate our ecosphere forever.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">That sounds like a worthy goal to me.  It's a lot better than being a cancer on the Earth, dragging its health down and down until it's incapable of reproduction.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">We live today in a time and a place of unique importance in all of history.  We are at a crossroads, with paths that may lead to unimaginable prosperity for our planet, and other paths that lead to the very destruction of all life on our planet.  Our communication has enhanced our intelligence and potential a thousand-fold, turning humanity into a hive-mind that can save or destroy everything we love.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">Americans, by historical and world standards, are wealthy beyond compare. The biggest thing we lack is a challenge worthy of our ability.  We flail for a goal, and have settled on seeking money or power or fame.  Most find the pursuit empty.  How about a bigger goal:  Go forth and multiply!  Not just humanity, but our whole planet.  We serve.  We protect.  And with humanity's technology and intelligence, we can help our world soar beyond the stars.</font></div> </td> </tr> </table></div> ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 09:38:54 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Lyra Meadow's Valentine ]]></title>
      <link>http://www.joedelta.com/blog/B1331004611/C1036734900/E20060215104932/index.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<div><font face="Helvetica">Lyra Meadow (6) wrote this Valentine to one of her classmates:</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">"I love you, Bobby, and I don't care who knows it."</font></div> ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:49:32 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Liquid Crayons ]]></title>
      <link>http://www.joedelta.com/blog/B1331004611/C1036734900/E20060214085022/index.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<div style="position:relative; left: -5"><table rules="none" border="0" frame="void"> <colgroup>       <col width="294.666593" />       <col width="287.999928" /> </colgroup> <tr valign="top"> <td width="294.666593" colspan="2" rowspan="1" valign="middle"> <div><font face="Helvetica">When I was going into the second grade (in Chicago), the incoming students had a list of supplies they needed to bring to the first day:  paper, pencils, glue... and "liquid crayons."  I was excited about those.  I had no idea what they were, but I imagined blending, pouring swirling, stuff.</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">I was horribly disappointed when it turned out they were just magic markers.  The liquid crayon term has since pretty much fallen into complete disuse.</font></div> </td> </tr> </table></div> ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2006 08:50:22 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Amazon Spam ]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Why did Amazon suddenly decide to send me spam?  Not surprisingly, I've never ordered diet and nutrition products from them.  I also told them not to spam me, but lo and behold, my preferences had changed to "spam me until my eyes bleed."I had expected better from them.  I will not be purchasing from them again in the future.     Because you have purchased diet and nutrition products from Amazon.com, we are pleased to bring you Weight Watchers Online, an online weight-loss plan from the experts at Weight Watchers. Weight Watchers Online allows you to follow the step-by-step plan with interactive tools, tips, information on 27,000 food options, and over 1,000 delicious recipes.    ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2006 09:30:07 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Film of my Life ]]></title>
      <link>http://www.joedelta.com/blog/B1331004611/C1036734900/E20060210131031/index.html</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><font face="Helvetica"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=11683900315001458180">Who will direct your life movie</a> ? For me:</font><br /><br /><font face="Helvetica">Ingmar Bergman</font><br /><font face="Helvetica">Your film will be 66% romantic, 24% comedy, 40% complex plot, and a $ 46 million budget.</font></div> ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 13:10:31 -0800</pubDate>
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